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Jerry: The End Jerry: The End

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

this makes no sense.

before he had died and went to hell. but this end shows him in heaven. and he obviously met that girl for the first time at the supermarket, so why did he meet her in his childhood, and why was it played off as a good thing when shes the one who ends up pushing him towards suicide?



L4D Short: Starring Louis L4D Short: Starring Louis

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

would have been 8

1 for being one of those whiney anti-l4d2 protesters.


StealthBeast responds:

Sweet. So you're rating me on my beliefs instead of the quality of my flash? Your opinion is dirt to me.


Bill Murray's Space Jam 4 Bill Murray's Space Jam 4

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bill Murray violated me, saying only:

"No one will ever believe you."


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SirCannabisClock responds:

cool


TOFU3 TOFU3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

um...

w...wat?

you started with something simple, interesting and abstract.
and now you've ruined with some dumb time travel story as an easy way out of plot.
this is exactly what jj abrams did to lost.



Rape Bus Rape Bus

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

some kind of a...

SPIKE TRAP!


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I Found A Dollar! I Found A Dollar!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ok.

once i found $240 dollars.
what would a movie like that look like? :)


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Gears of Awesome Gears of Awesome

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

this is an accurate description of Gears of War 2


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The Perfect Storm 2 The Perfect Storm 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

finish it

so it shocks him...and then it ends?

fail.

the music makes it sound like its about to build into something epic, like deploying into the sky and causing all sorts of stormy apocalypse.


notnath responds:

you're right, this did fail.


Pulch: The Good Times Pulch: The Good Times

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wat

Happiness tastes like burnt yogurt.


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Men From Up The Stairs Men From Up The Stairs

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

wow. it was a joke about pooping. now i have no confidence in knowing what salad fingers is about.


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